Welcome Pebble Suckers

Ok, so I know this page has opened before you and you are very excited. Well turn your amps down to the three setting (volume), but dail the reverb all the way up because this universe is big as hell an there are a lot of UFO's in this shit. Today I went out and punted [(copyright Jay Tilley) Post Hueco] on my favorite line to punt on...Katilfafish. K-fish is basically the hardest boulder problem in the universe, by universe I mean a world constrained within apartment B on straight street. As a climber I had hoped to never have to use my biceps, I tried to climb it backward with my triceps, however my penis keeps falling out of my pajamas with this beta. The latter beta is illegal in NC, so let me shed light on my bicep training regimen. First a light stretch, to do this I simply turn on my basic cable and choose between QVC nad The View. After I select a program that exerts the same amount of discomfort as K-Fish I simply need to get my workout tools. As far as tools it's simple, I need two cigarettes, the remote in case (in the case that Star Jones returns, or seasonal towels go on sale again) and finally I will simply have to find my cat. Once my smokes are lit, (Plural "smokes". If you can only smoke one quit now, because you are not going to make it.) I usually do Four sets of seven to eight cat curls. If the cat passes out from the smoke just keep lifting, as we all know a limp body is much harder to lift than an animated body. Couple rules, never allow your feline to ingest cat-nip post workout, second always keep your door shut and wear pants, third for some reason you will need to keep this a secret from women who interest you.
I hope this will keep us all from getting pumped on the the last move of K-fish, until then stay out off my driveway, and out of my life.
Hulkachak