Sunday, May 2, 2010

Passed Out in A.A. Again...Fuck.

Bonzia the dog who resembled a bear with Wolverine's head.
Bella

Lower Area E


Dino about to stick the first move of Masochist, and some guy trying to use the force on him.

Two Pitch

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Weigh the Scales


Michael begins to Weigh the Scales.

Second move.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Poor Circulation and Men Who Wear Womens Jeans



So here are some picks of a problem me and mike did a few months back we call The Fat Girlscout. I first started trying this line a few seasons back, it seemed impossible as I could not even hang on the crux holds. So a few seasons went by and one fall day something inside of me just clicked. I saw a group of guys strolling down the street, however they appeared to all be sporting their little sisters jeans. I thought about great leaders like Jon Wayne, Lt. Wharf, and Optimus Prime and a very sad thought entered the front of my mind. I was happy that these people were all dead, not born yet, or killed by Megatron while being distracted by a fellow autobot. At least that didn't have to see this shit. I knew there was unbalance in the force, and two solutions became apparent: 1) I could purchase outrageously large jeans and pray the overcompensation would bring us all back to zero or 2) I could go climbing and stop judging people just because fell more comfortable in children's clothing. I almost chose option one and then I recalled how large jeans cast a dark shadow over the 90's. Option 2 was my only chance. I approached the line and thought "Sid Vicious died young for a reason, years of poor leg circulation had driven him mad.".First move blah blah blah lock-off blah shitty sloper dang.

What would milliseconds later become an ocular K-9 dab.
I was so surprised when I ripped my shirt off going to the next sloper,calm down ladies it was organic cotton...it could have happened to anyone.

Notice the left hand, this is an old KGB technique I learned in the motherland called "fishhooking".

Hope you all enjoyed, and as usual if you have any questions just keep them to yourself. EDIT: This line is actually called Battle of the Buldge.